April 2012
1 post
March 2012
31 posts
When you meet your favorite artist...
what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat???
how often do they have to be walked???
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
optimisticpessimism:
battledinosaur:
HOLY SHIT
WHAT
WHAT
What the fuck.
sean’s cuteee *-*
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
teap0ts:
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
February 2012
23 posts